Develop a roomba that reacts to being petted and you’re going to make bank with millennials
Don’t forget to give it a little screen so it can flash up emoticon faces.
*bump into wall* >_<
*gets pet* :3
*low battery* ;_;
*stick on a ledge* D:
*sucks up something it’s not supposed to* >:3c
I loathe how badly I want this.
Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.
“So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.”— Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist
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